SOPA and the Apocolypse of the Internet

SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) is really getting on my nerves.  I think its just a way for the government to censor the internet.  If it gets passed it will cripple the internet, start the Apocolypse, and cause mass rioting and millions to commit ritual seppuku!  I plan to flee the country with my father in tow if either SOPA or its cousin bill, PIPA, gets passed by Congress.  Let's see......England, Canada, or Sweden.......or maybe the Netherlands? -ponders-